Every day, I write the book.

No definition in the world can truly explain what love is.

Push it!

I don't own a wheelbarrow. They are huge and take up way too much space in the garage.

But whenever spring and fall roll around, I am sorely tempted to buy one.

Just for lawn/garden care of course.

Not because wheelbarrows are fun to play with.

Just a bit off the top!

This is a very slight exaggeration.

I knew all those rubberbands would come in handy one day.

No one expects the bungee attack.

Also, the Spanish Inquisition.

I will call her George...

...And I will hug her and pet her and squeeze her...

Epic Hug!

Evel Knievel's got nothing on my hugs.

*Not * full of hot air.

It's always so scary watching other people blow up balloons.

A budding Foley artist?

Cardio - not just for zombie invasions.

Congratulations!

Love is beautiful.

Congratulations Sharon and Amber!

Strong enough?

Strength comes from more than muscles.

Cannon ball! Run!

Planning a romantic evening means different things to different people.

Drawn from life

I studied at the Harold And the Purple Crayon School of Art.

Circular logic is circular

Mister deftly avoids giving you a straight answer for anything.

Tricky tricky

" 'Cause, baby, when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun. "

Nighttime is the righttime..to party!

It's a good thing he's incredibly cute.

Sending out the right signals?

I have never been known for my subtlety.

GAAP isn't a clothing store.

Our conversations lately require the aid of a translator.

"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"

The Easter Bunny works in mysterious ways.

Bunnies?! I LOVE bunnies!

Traditional Easter Greeting at my house?

OM-NOM-NOM!

Got my eye on you

Magnifying lenses are infinitely entertaining.