Hoping to bring a little joy to every day.
There are few things scarier than a 4 year old with a screwdriver.
[Cupid's Bow ]
Damage reduced to 0
+10 to Charm
"You got your Rockband in my homework!"
"You got your homework in my Rockband!"
Sadly, I don't think most professors will appreciate the genius of this pairing.
Be glad he's going into accounting and not bio-mechanics.
Be very glad.
I love gold stars. The kind you got on reading logs or chore charts as a kid.
Mike knows this, so for Valentine's he made me a gigantic gold star.
Best. Valentine. Ever.
Is it spring yet?
Some people send flowers to win your heart.
I send zombies.
I swear sometimes toddlers are only happily sleeping if one limb is touching each parent.
Which is cute as long as you aren't getting a knee to your solar plexus.