You're gonna get kicked out of the store!

I like to sing in the store, but it's not usually very loud or with quite this much flair. However, if one of the kids says, "Mom, stop singing!", you know I'm belting it out. Because it is my job as a parent to embarrass the heck out of them.

Can't stop the signal

It's hard to deny the existence of magic in the presence of fireflies.

My precious! Precious CPA!

Today Mike takes the last section of the CPA!

Good Luck, honey! I'm so proud of you!

More tea, Mrs. Nesbit?

You know what makes for the most fun tea parties?

Demitasse cups.

I still love drinking tea out of them. :)

Non-Toxic FTW!

Because he's a four year old, that's why.

Anchors Aweigh!

"Man, it took forever to get to work today."

"Traffic bad?"

"Anchor."

"Oh, yeah, those can be rough."

Admiral Ackbar would agree...

Love can be a scary thing to jump into.

Why four year olds don't get security clearances.

Ok, but really, I have a hard time keeping presents secret too.

"Do you wanna know what I got you?"

"No."

"Awww c'mon! Don't you want a hint?!"

"No."

"Party pooper."

Happy Mother's Day!

To all the Moms out there, have an excellent Mother's Day!

Me and my shadow...

Not all shadows are sinister.

Lasso a laddie

I do live in Texas, you know?

Vandal Scandal!

There's more than one way to play tag.

Evasive action!

I forget. Is misdirection a minor or standard action?

Barrel of Fun

Some days, I imagine this is what it looks like when Mike comes home from work.

What's your sign?

Sometimes, you have to be very very clear.

Every day, I write the book.

No definition in the world can truly explain what love is.

Push it!

I don't own a wheelbarrow. They are huge and take up way too much space in the garage.

But whenever spring and fall roll around, I am sorely tempted to buy one.

Just for lawn/garden care of course.

Not because wheelbarrows are fun to play with.

Just a bit off the top!

This is a very slight exaggeration.

I knew all those rubberbands would come in handy one day.

No one expects the bungee attack.

Also, the Spanish Inquisition.

I will call her George...

...And I will hug her and pet her and squeeze her...

Epic Hug!

Evel Knievel's got nothing on my hugs.

*Not * full of hot air.

It's always so scary watching other people blow up balloons.

A budding Foley artist?

Cardio - not just for zombie invasions.

Congratulations!

Love is beautiful.

Congratulations Sharon and Amber!

Strong enough?

Strength comes from more than muscles.

Cannon ball! Run!

Planning a romantic evening means different things to different people.

Drawn from life

I studied at the Harold And the Purple Crayon School of Art.

Circular logic is circular

Mister deftly avoids giving you a straight answer for anything.

Tricky tricky

" 'Cause, baby, when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun. "

Nighttime is the righttime..to party!

It's a good thing he's incredibly cute.

Sending out the right signals?

I have never been known for my subtlety.

GAAP isn't a clothing store.

Our conversations lately require the aid of a translator.

"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"

The Easter Bunny works in mysterious ways.

Bunnies?! I LOVE bunnies!

Traditional Easter Greeting at my house?

OM-NOM-NOM!

Got my eye on you

Magnifying lenses are infinitely entertaining.

Giggle fit in 3...2...

Yoga is very relaxing.

Unless you are tickled unmercifully while attempting it.

Able to leap two stories in a single bound!

Trampolines are the new stairs.

Gotta save those Pokewatts!

I came home to a completely dark house last night.

And my husband playing Pokemon in the bathtub.

In the dark.

Care to place a wager?

Mister Boo is a big fan of the "Leave Nothing to Chance" school of thought.

One of those days?

It's been one of those years.

Asleep on my feet

Do you ever have one of those days where you're talking to someone,
and they just...zzzzzzzzzzzzz

A sound investment

Money can't buy you love. Unless it's candy.

Come to the Dark side. We have space heaters.

My husband is trying to figure out a way to work Jedi Robes into his work attire,

but, sadly, his boss isn't too keen on the idea.

I choose you Vol 2

March Madness around here involves less basketball and more Pokeball.

Study Motivation

Sometimes, people ask how Mike stays focused on his schoolwork when he's exhausted.

I'm always happy to give him incentive to stay on task.

Special Delivery

I'd mail myself, but that might get messy.

Go go gadget heart!

Invention can be inspired by more than necessity.

Better get a bucket.

It's really tough to take down the bad guys when your lunch is coming up.

Cleanliness is next to in trouble

At least it's just bubbles. Toothpaste iced counters are much harder to clean up. Trust me on this one.

Sharing is caring

Mister is nothing if not resourceful.