I claim this man

I promise I didn't lick the suction cup first to make it stick better.

Tinkerer's mother's cuss

There are few things scarier than a 4 year old with a screwdriver.

Incoming!

[Cupid's Bow ]

Ranged attack

Damage reduced to 0

+10 to Charm

Am I distracting you?

"You got your Rockband in my homework!"

"You got your homework in my Rockband!"

Sadly, I don't think most professors will appreciate the genius of this pairing.

Mad scientist denial

Be glad he's going into accounting and not bio-mechanics.

Be very glad.

Gold star

I love gold stars. The kind you got on reading logs or chore charts as a kid.

Mike knows this, so for Valentine's he made me a gigantic gold star.

Best. Valentine. Ever.

I choose you

I knew all those hours of crane game training would pay off one day.

Can you hear me now?

Sometimes, you have to be extra sure that you get your point across.

Flutterbys

Is it spring yet?

How many combat drops?

Can you tell I've lived in the south most of my life?

If I was a zombie...

Some people send flowers to win your heart.

I send zombies.

Cuppa

Bring me a cup of tea unbidden, and you have a true friend for life.

The real reason for King sized beds

I swear sometimes toddlers are only happily sleeping if one limb is touching each parent.

Which is cute as long as you aren't getting a knee to your solar plexus.

A rather blustery day

Umbrella blowouts are hilarious when you are 4.

Shhh

He *thinks* he's a Jedi.

Love me, love my art supplies.

All paint is face paint at my house. And shoe paint. And clothing paint And...

Long distance love

Thank goodness for unlimited texting plans.

Many decker

The multi-scoop ice cream cone always seems like a fabulous idea, but it almost always ends in tears.

Chore cheer squad

Mister Boo is a firm believer in the "spoonful of sugar" school of thought.

Early Education

This one goes out to all my fellow stay at home peeps.