My future marine biologist

My daughter is at that tender age, when a girl's thoughts turn to...cephalopods?

She wants to be a marine biologist so that she can study cuttlefish. She's also planning to open a bat rehabilitation center when she retires.

I have the coolest kids. :)

Pure Energy

I don't know where he gets all that energy from, but I swear if properly harnessed it could power a small nation.

About to get Medieval on you

I start playing with a catapult , I guarantee you'll see something new.

Wrap you up in my love

I like to do things on an epic scale.

Roller Curby

Drawn from life!

My bottom still hurts.

Let the invasion begin

And you thought Skynet started it all.

Let the Invasion Begin!

And you thought Skynet started it all.

Take a note of this...

I love post-its.

However, I do not enjoy it when I drop my post-it grocery list, and spend the next 45 minutes looking for it, because it got stuck to my butt.

Still Got That Spark

Playing with static electricity is fun and educational! Right kiddos?

Base jumping

I swear his job as a boy is to hurl himself off of any structure taller than himself.

I guess that makes it my job to catch him.

One cold Dragonborn

Eleven year olds make very interesting role playing choices.

Ice cream? Today?

Nothing can get in between a girl and her ice cream. Not even sub freezing temperatures.

Don't stop believing

Someday, I'm going to be the most un-cool person on the planet. But for right now, I'm singing his favorite song with him, and that's enough to be the coolest.

Boi-iong

I'm sad that humans haven't evolved into pogo-hybrids. So much for the future.

You gotta eat your spinach, baby

Mister regards all green food with extreme suspicion. Not that I really blame him.

I fixed it Vol. 2

Mister loves taking things apart to see how they work. Somewhere along the line, he decided to call it "fixing" things. Either he's going to be an engineer or a politician.

Do not go in there

Our definitions of "clean" are a bit different.

Wall people

Well, I guess you have to create whenever and wherever inspiration strikes.

Surprise! I love you!

The little known love ninja (no, not the hentai type) strikes to eliminate grumpies!

Don't believe me? Don your Ninja mask, and see for yourself.

Make my heart soar

Brings new meaning to "heart strings", eh?

Man panties

She calls 'em like she sees 'em.

Walkies

Abby doesn't outweigh Miss Boo by very much, but what she does lack, she makes up for with enthusiasm.